2.03.2011

On the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, filmed in Burbank, CA.

Jay Leno: You celebrated your birthday today.

Kieran Culkin: Yes I did. September 30th. I'm 16.

JL: 16! Did you get your driver's license? That whole thing?

KC: No. I live in New York. You don't need a car there.

JL: Really? See that's the first thing. When I turned 16, I couldn't wait to roll my mom's Falcon. That was sort of a big deal. Then in a week I had an accident. You have no desire to get a license?

KC: No. *scoffs and shakes his head*. I'm a New Yorker DAMNIT.